Hero comedian Louis C.K. (seriously, if you haven’t watched his show you need to) bravely seized his opportunity on a radio show to ask Donald Rumsfeld the questions to which everyone already knows the answers–is he a lizard person? And has he eaten human babies?
Rumsfeld, true to his shapeshifter form, completely avoided the question with a very bizarre story about someone forcefully buying him dinner. WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU, RUMSFELD!
Snag our Reptilian Cape and take a listen below: